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AlanCakes

AlanCakes

Hello. My name is Alan.

I like to sleep.

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The human body has limits correct? I think I passed those limits…

poodlepunk:

this is the best omegle conversation i’ve had so far

gnarly:

When you go to someones house for the first time and you sit there like

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adverber:

ball is life

(Source: spacetwinks, via zackisontumblr)

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when your mom visits you at college

(Source: bloodgulchalpha, via lulz-time)

shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via pagingme)

nevver:

Minimiam

(Source: minimiam.com, via lionesquelioness)

asian:

I just want good eyebrows and maybe a new face

(via postulation)

Very depressed, very sad. Don’t know what to do.