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AlanCakes

AlanCakes

Hello. My name is Alan.

I like to sleep.

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ejaculot:

mi-shell obama
psyducked:


bout to take the ride of my life
familyfriendlyporno:

this is a lot to take in all at once

lindseybluth:

elijahkrantz:

There are lipstick stains on my capri sun

which lana del rey song is this from

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

vvhatserface:

vvhatserface:

KITTY. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!


I HAVE MADE A MISTAKE
mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(Source: laceyjesse, via lubricates)

(Source: swatlock, via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)